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[Aug. 14th, 2012|10:51 am]
Score provided by Hans Zimmer. )
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[Nov. 29th, 2011|11:31 am]
Growing up right here in the funeral home I think has always kind of made death a bit skewed, I think. That doesn't stop it from being any less jarring when it's someone I've known my entire life.

The wizarding world lost a really gre fascinating person last week. Uncle Orion, you and your stories will definitely be missed.
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[Oct. 31st, 2011|11:09 pm]
I should've won that Halloween costume contest, but they said it "wouldn't be tasteful, all things considered." It's Halloween, who cares about being offensive?
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[Oct. 25th, 2011|11:00 pm]
[Death Eaters]
Maybe we should be going after their families instead. The Aurors. At least for now, to get them distracted. They're the ones killing our friends and families and taking away the people that we love. They should have to feel that too. If they're all distracted mourning it'll only leave them more vulnerable, I'd think.
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[Oct. 17th, 2011|01:00 am]
[Filbert]
Dad?
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|09:49 pm]
[Dad, Uncle Greg, Elliot]
Ev Lily Evans is without a doubt a member of the Order. There's no reason otherwise that she should be able to break through the Imperius curse.

I still have her idiot coworker Imperiused. We can get information through her about if they're changing security at work and any questions the DMLE asked her. I figure we can wait a few days for things to calm down in case Lily's being watched and nab her then.
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[Sep. 29th, 2011|11:38 pm]
[Dad]
We have a situation.
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[Sep. 29th, 2011|02:57 pm]
[Addie]
Hey. I wasn't sure if you still wanted to have practice tonight or not because of   everything so I thought I'd ask.
I think alcohol was invented for days like today.
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|12:28 pm]
[Warded to Evan and Jeremy's families, extended or whatnot]
I know it isn't something that any of us want to think about yet, but anything that you want or need done as far as the   services go, just talk to my father or me and we'll have it done.

I'm sorry, again, that this happened.



People are such bloody disgusting hypocrites.
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[Aug. 23rd, 2011|01:07 am]
[Warded to Suzanne]
Hey Suz, got a sec?
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[Aug. 14th, 2011|05:54 pm]
I've gotta admit that I'm a little afraid to say anything publicly right now, because if I offer condolences I'll get chomped at for not meaning it, and if I don't mention it it's because I don't care, so yeah.

At least I think everyone can take comfort in knowing that the whole family is together again. It's a little morbid, but it's something that we've found ends up being a comfort to a lot of people who have had services here.

Also plants instead of flowers. The former can last for ages, while when the latter are nice looking to start with, it can be like pouring salt in the wound with how quickly flowers die.
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[Aug. 10th, 2011|09:35 pm]
[Death Eaters]
The Prewetts are no longer an issue.

We're all healing up at Charley's. We'll all be fine.
[/Death Eaters]

[Evan]
You might want to stop by if you can. Your dad is kind of bad off -- he'll be okay, but he'd probably like it if you were here.
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[Jul. 19th, 2011|12:29 am]
[Mary]
Look. I know you don't want to talk to me, and I don't really want to talk to you either. We don't get along and that isn't going to change and whatever, that's life. But I am sorry that for whatever reason you seem to think I attacked you recently, because I didn't. And I would've said something earlier had I known, but I didn't know that either. Being an arsehole doesn't mean you deserve to die or get attacked or whatever, because if that was the case I'd be a hypocrite for not thinking I deserve the same.

I don't know what happened, and frankly I'm fucking pissed that someone had the gall to impersonate me or WHATEVER happened, I don't know, and I wish I DID know because like I bloody need this on my record. And I know you probably don't give a shit and probably won't believe me anyway because you're you and I'm me, but I wanted to put it out there. And for the record, I am sorry about fifth year. It was a stupid thing to do and frankly I didn't even think it would really WORK and yeah. Twenty/twenty hindsight. Anyway.

I don't want to fight with you anymore. And try to stop pissing people off. I don't bloody agree with half the stuff that comes flying out of your mouth but I like getting dragged into the DMLE for something that happened almost five years ago even less.


[Elliot]
How'd your exams go?
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[Jul. 17th, 2011|05:47 pm]
Goodness, everyone is so tetchy today.
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[Jul. 5th, 2011|12:15 pm]
[Elliot]

Good morning sunshine, it's Tuesday!
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[Jun. 30th, 2011|11:43 pm]
[Dad]

Hi, question.
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[Jun. 23rd, 2011|12:28 am]
[Dad]
Do you know how to do the hex to make people puke glass?


I don't think I am ever going to get all the water from this dunk tank out of my ears.
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[Jun. 20th, 2011|04:13 pm]
[Warded to Rodolphus]
Okay so mission mostly accomplished. I'm back home and almost healed up, so we should be just about set if you want to let the polyjuice wear off; thankfully I didn't get hit by anything permanent, and the gouge that got taken out of my forehead can just be covered with hair til that heals, but that should happen shortly so it likely won't be an issue anyway.

I know we had you at work in the morning, meeting up at the Ministry with Elliot then out to lunch, back to work, and then dropping photos from the masquerade off with Addie at work. Fill in the blanks for me; any specifics I should know? Any important conversations happen?


Thanks a lot for this, by the way. I definitely owe you.
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[Jun. 19th, 2011|12:35 am]
[Elliot]
Are you having lunch with Lottie on Monday?
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[Jun. 13th, 2011|11:09 pm]
[Junia]
Junia. Am I better looking than Sev?
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